best response to a sexist boyfriend
this movie tho
HIS EYEBROW RAISEE
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it