the ill mind of keira
my name is keira and i'm seventeen years of age. my girlfriend is my life. i enjoy recreational drug taking, sociable drinking, smoking a wee number and sleeping naked. if you don't like that, well then you can go fuck yourself.
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best response to a sexist boyfriend
this movie tho
HIS EYEBROW RAISEE
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we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
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idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
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Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
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